81 Quotes About Undead

Some necrophobes earn their own fates.

My mother taught me to never make deals with demons”“Your mother sounds very uncreative...

You must not have carnal relations with this elf, Drusilla.

The undead don’t care about careers. Vampires are all retirees.

In order to remain undead, I must steal the life force of someone whose fate matters less to me than my own.' I've always supposed that Wall Street traders utter essentially the same sentence.

Let's say that it belong to me as much as it belongs to anyone alive today. If I am, strictly speaking, living. The old word was undead, you know, but aren't all living things undead. I dislike imprecision.

It had been a couple of years and I was neither dead, nor undead, which I ranked as an achievement.

Most people around here prefer undead drivers, so I never get a chance to make any money on steady contracts.

Since when do wizards wear robes?" I whispered. "That's falling into every human stereotype ever created." Jeezum. Next thing you knew, they'd be waving around magic wands."The First Elder thought they'd look more intimidating in robes than in business suits," Alex whispered back. "They look like they're on their way to a costume party at Hogwarts.