70 Quotes About Vagina

I realized that the hair is there for a reason – it’s the leaf around the flower, the lawn around the house. You have to love the hair in order to love the vagina. You can’t pick the parts you want.

It seemed to me that half of life’s problems would be solved if one of us had a vagina.

That place I'm talking about ain't nothing but a bloody slit in this world of His. But everybody wants to rule over it. It ain't for the white man to rule. Ain't for any man to rule.

Women are a weird subspecies. But it must be hard walking around with a big fleshy slit in your body that keeps saying fuck me!

Ray’s got a thing for everyone with a vagina. He’s a dickhead.

Your mouth belongs in my VaginaThis was said to me in a University Library and the only person present was in a picture clearly marked Stephanie Lord.

If someone asked me to pick out my own vagina’s mug shot out of a lineup of vaginas, I’d be helpless. And probably concerned about what exactly my vagina had been doing that constituted a need for its own mug shot.

Every woman is wired differently. Some women's nerves branch more in the vagina; other women's nerves branch more in the clitoris. Some branch a great deal in the perineum, or at the mouth of the cervix. That accounts for some of the differences in female sexual response.

What do you think I imagine making love to a vagina would be like? Maybe like having sex with a ballroom!