1,132 Quotes About Vampire



  • Author Missouri Dalton
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    I liked to send their ashes in a box. Just my little way of saying "thanks for biting me and leaving me for dead, you asshole".Sometimes I sent a note. Last time I sent a photocopy of my ass.

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  • Author Missouri Dalton
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    I would have been happier if he'd managed something like a wolf, or a bat, something traditional and in keeping with his new position.I had to admit he was an adorable squirrel, though.

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  • Author Missouri Dalton
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    That warehouse was worse than even my apartment, though I'd lived in worse. I'd spent twenty years in a rotting shack by the seaside. A wonderful twenty years, actually. I'd hunted sharks. It was mildly suicidal, I admit it.

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  • Author Missouri Dalton
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    It one was unfamiliar with the vampire hunting habits, they could be forgiven for assuming the handsome young man in the suit with no shoes or socks climbing into a tree in the middle of winter was insane, or drunk. Cillian wasn't drunk, but I did wonder now and then about his sanity. This was one of those now and thens.

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  • Author Missouri Dalton
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    You'll want to keep him on a short leash. Lonely vampires are like wild dogs.""He eats squirrels, is that normal?"There was a long pause.

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  • Author Missouri Dalton
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    I suppose you only date Irishmen?""Before you... I had a typewriter and - one night stands.""Don't feel bad, most of my relationships have ended in murder.

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