1,587 Quotes About Vampires

Mom, I need a dress for the homecoming dance.""No, dresses are impractical when fighting off a horde of vampires.

People will forgive you for having Mob associates, but let them learn that you visit the stockyards every few nights to drink blood, and it's a pitchfork parade with torches followed by a hammer-and-stake party.

There are no secrets anymore. Vampires can't come into your house unless you invite them. Posting online is like leaving your front door open and telling any creature of the night it can enter.

Tilting his head back he gapes at the sky, a silent scream to the gods who turned him into this monster.

I am praying for your eternal soul.""Don't bother.""Come on, don't you want to go to Heaven?""I wouldn't know anyone up there. And don't get too prissy with that religious bullshit, true? I don't want to spend an eternity without you, so you need to come to Dhunhd with me.""Will they have milk duds there?""yes, but they'll all be melted together. And we'll be surrounded by Yankees fans, televangelists, and no booze.""We'll think of some way to pass the time.""We always do.

What do queer activism and vampires have in common? Turns out, a lot.

I’ve seen Arion dispatch three hundred very well-trained, powerful mercenaries, and then play the fucking maracas, as he danced over their dismembered bodies…

Seth ditched his pants. Her eyes widened. “Don’t say it,” he warned as he knelt on the edge of the bed. “Don’t say what?” she asked, still staring at the hard length that strained toward her. Grasping her delicate ankles, he eased her legs apart. “Big hands, big feet…” Her lips twitched as she met his gaze. “Fine. I’ll just think it.

It's great if you're all rainbows and sunshine, but it's also great if you need seem darkness, metal, vampires, and monsters and the like in your life too.