1,007 Quotes About Watches

  • Author Thomas Jefferson
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    Time indeed changes manners and notions, and so far we must expect institutions to bend to them. But time produces also corruption of principles, and against this it is the duty of good citizens to be ever on the watch, and if the gangrene is to prevail at last, let the day be kept off as long as possible.

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  • Author Adelaide Kane
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    I don't really watch a lot of TV, to be honest. I'm more of a movie girl, or I Netflix stuff.

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  • Author Andy Kindler
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    Jewish people, we're repulsed by Hitler, but we're obsessed with him. If you ever want to rob a Jewish person's house, all you have to do is call them up and tell them there's a Hitler film festival down at the multiplex - watch them file out.

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  • Author Andy Kindler
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    Whenever I watch the beginning of Jimmy Fallon, I feel like I should sue the Roots for bait and switch.

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  • Author Ben Katchor
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    I never wore a watch. I always depend on public clocks, and stores have clocks, but that is strange.

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