118 Quotes About Weddings

Misunderstood twins run away from weddings. Malevolent twins shoot the groom.

I like all weddings, but isn't it particularly lovely when two grown-ups decide to get married?

It is such a happiness when good people get together -- and they always do.

Oh I don't mind going to weddings, just as long as it's not my own...

Weddings are never about the bride and groom, weddings are public platforms for dysfunctional families.

Make peace with the fact that there will be those who bitch no matter what you do. You might as well do what makes you happy, so at least when you hear the bitching, you'll know that the event they're griping about was exactly the one you wanted.

A small wedding is not necessarily one to which very few people are invited. It is one to which the person you are addressing is not invited.

...weddings are giant Rorschach tests onto which everyone around you projects their fears, fantasies, and expectations -- many of which they've been cultivating since the day you were born.

Love means never having to shave your back.