363 Quotes About Weed

a friend with weed is a friend indeed...

There was no time to weigh chances. There was no such thing as chances anyway, in the distorted perspective of the weed fumes.

They are trying to take you back from me now, and they will—but only for a brief, little while—

If you step on a beautiful mushroom, it will be crushed and die! If you step on a pale weed, it will be crushed first, then it will stand up! In this universe, being sturdy is more important than being beautiful!

I don’t really do drugs apart from salad sometimes.

I got into magic because I got into alchemy. Which I got into because I was into chemistry, which I was learning about because I wanted to get better with botany, which I had taken up studying in an effort to grow some killer weed

to ask them to legalize pot is something like asking them to put butter on the handcuffs before they place them on you, something else is hurting you - that's why you need pot or whiskey, or whips and rubber suits, or screaming music turned so fucking loud you can't think, or madhouses or mechanical cunts or 162 baseball games in a season. or vietnam or israel or the fear of spiders. your love washing her yellow false teeth in the sink before you screw.

You say my name weird."He wipes at the crumbs on the table. "How's that?""You linger over it, like you're about to take it's clothes off and fuck it.""Weed is truth serum for you.

I am feeling high and i’m not wearing heels.