28 Quotes About Salad

More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling in mud.

But, you must remember, whatever you eat, make sure you have at least one bowl of salad with it.

I once went to a restaurant and ordered a chicken salad sandwich and an egg salad sandwich to see which would come first.

Eating a salad (in public) is an overweight person’s attempt to appear in control.

I had the house salad - a terrific concoction of iceberg greens, cold blue cheese and warm red bacon. If I were a county, I would have made it my flag.

Kids in aprons appeared, putting tureens of vegetable soup on the tables and plates of boiled eggs, potatoes and lentils, bowls of endive-and-radish salad, small rounds of cheese and loaves of brown bread, all looking quite delicious, in Zoe's opinion.

Every salad you serve is a picture you have painted, a sculpture you have modeled, a drama you have created.

Will you dance for me? Let your breasts roam for a moment -- I need to see how they dance.''Okay.' She danced, and as she danced, she tried to think of the most delicious salads she could imagine -- with artichokes and sundried tomato and blue cheese dressing, and beets, lots of beets.

Get it right people!Tuna casserole takes cream of mushroom soup.Tuna SALAD takes mayo or Miracle Whip.And while we're at it,tuna salad has celery,NOT peas.If you HAVE to use peas,use a bag of frozen peas.Canned peas are for tuna casserole,not tuna salad.