570 Quotes About Weird

Normal is never one of a kind.

Do everything with your whole being. Immerse yourself in it so you can fully understand it. - The Malwatch

I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain.

I all of a sudden got to feeling like talking to people. Whenever I look at the ocean, I always want to talk to people, but when I’m talking to people, I always want to look at the ocean. I’m weird like that.

Caught in a terrible cycle, I was thinking about what I thought about my own thoughts, so I went to the bar where I got myself a glass of water.

We have truth in order not to die of art.

Everyone’s mind has sort of a slum division—a flirtatious spot that doesn’t give a hoot about how grave a situation is but constantly endeavors to derail more earnest thoughts, almost like a death-wish backseat driver.

It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other.

Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway.'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream.'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I said resentfully.'Huh?' said Lester.