1,029 Quotes About Wife

We made one film called Thy Neighbor's Wife in which I got flogged at the public whipping post for adultery. I did my best acting in that film, I guess.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

you may imagine me the very shadow of my husband.

Any wife will save you from purgatory, and a diligent one will secure heaven to you.

I can't go too much into my domestic life because there are ex-wives ready to do me in.

[Puggles] "What population signs on willingly for slavery?" "You mean other than wives?" [Glinda]

Wife: a former sweetheart.

Great artists are modest almost as seldom as they are faithful to their wives.

My former wife is a very eccentric woman, which is why I still love her.