856 Quotes About Wine

Wine is earth's answer to the sun.

Wine hath drowned more men than the sea.

Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.

It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason

Incredibly, while these 18 to 20 year-olds cannot legally buy a beer, cannot purchase a bottle of wine and cannot order a drink in a bar, right now they can walk into any gun shop, any pawn shop, any gun show, anywhere in America and buy a handgun.

The best thing about Ikea - I'm going to do a quiz here - the names. Do you know what a Floria Fin (ph) is? It's a candle. A Pogestra (ph) - table. A Bar Grick (ph) is a plate, an Eterleeg (ph) is a wine glass and a Scuggle (ph) is the name of my third nipple.

New weapons require new tactics. Never put new wine into old bottles.

A true German can't stand the French, Yet willingly he drinks their wines.

The rich want good wine, the poor, plenty of wine