513 Quotes About Wit

There is no greater hiding place for a secret than within the mind of a madman.

Richard looked up to find a thirty-ish, tall, black haired man sauntering towards him with a smile that said “You can trust me”, but really meant “Don’t believe a word I say”. This was Jack, and he hadn’t changed a bit.

He has got no good red blood in his body," said Sir James."No. Somebody put a drop under a magnifying glass, and it was all semicolons and parentheses," said Mrs. Cadwallader.

If you can overcome the occasional angst, you may have the chance to see some interesting things, perhaps the same things the tour buses bring people to see, but purified by solitude, if you will. In any case, do not stay in the hotel room. That is the only place you are vulnerable.

Victory in war is usually the result of compromising what you want and behaving like those you despise." - Tapio

Those who are most sincere are also the most morally suspect, as well as being incapable of producing or appreciating wit.

Sometimes you can't agree with people because you would both be wrong.

Never speak unless you can improve upon the stupidness of people's silence.

I moved out of my head office and went out of my mind.