1,018 Quotes About Witty

Yeah, I treat all my heroines like children now. I pick them up, I cuddle them, I call them baby...

My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.

This is one of his most human and most amusing and witty novels. The characters are very Indian. I decided that I wanted to do a comedy, so this was just the right one.

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

It is terribly amusing how many different climates of feelings one can go through in one day.

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.

The great trick of regarding small departures from the truth as the truth itself - on which is founded the entire integral calculus - is also the basis of our witty speculations, where the whole thing would often collapse if we considered the departures with philosophical rigour.