1,018 Quotes About Witty

The only sharks I’m afraid of are the ones that wear three-piece suits and write memos.

True love was a time-honored way of escaping nearly everything—ogres, witches, bandits, tedious obligations. Her parents wouldn’t like it, but surely even they had to acknowledge that love conquered all.

Is there a word for 'total screaming genius' that sounds modest and a tiny bit sexy?

Keep your heads up! We are sinking!

The Cracked Eggs, he says, have broken up.

Night descended on Roarhaven like a woolly blanket of blackness with holes in it that were the stars.

The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience.

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.

The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white.