1,018 Quotes About Witty

  • Author George W. Bush
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    I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

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  • Author Erik Pevernagie
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    When people are missing out in their choices and cannot make a distinction between cheery, witty, funny, filthy or scurrilous walks of life, they will have a hard time to inhabit a pleasing and enriching life; and to integrate into a world of understanding and recognition. ("Love lying fallow " )

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  • Author L.M. Montgomery
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    You noticed that I wore this outfit twice? Why, the only thing you wear twice is a sour expression.

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  • Author Tim Dorsey
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    But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is is good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. Van Gogh, Beethoven, Edgar Allen Poe, Sylvia Plath, Pink Floyd (the early Piper at the Gates of Dawn line up), scientific breakthroughs, spiritual revolution, utopian visions, zany nationalism that kills millions- wait, that’s the bad kind. Tim Dorsey (Hurricane Punch)

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  • Author Elizabeth Eulberg
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    Talking to them was like being placed into conversational purgatory, with no hope of being released without significant damage to one's self-esteem.

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