1,018 Quotes About Witty

But life is not like that. You are not an airline. You can't remove a single olive from every salad served in first class and save one point two million dollars.

I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.

It is, in the imagination of combat's fans, the divinely listless loveplay that follows the orgasm of victory. It is called 'mopping up.

He had not the makings of that honest man to whom success comes naturally.

I'm an angel. The horns are only there to hold up the halo.

True Devdas are Authors

The trouble with Grace, she thought, is that she is so literal. But that was the trouble with most people, when it came down to it; there were very few who enjoyed flights of fantasy, and to have that sort of mind--one which enjoyed dry with and understood the absurd--left one in a shrinking minority.

Which just goes to show, I guess, that dinner parties are like everything else - not as fragile as we think they are.

Childhood friends are continuity, uninterrupted connections between selves, and you hold on them. You hold on them and you love them, but sometimes they're not quite comfortable.