1,018 Quotes About Witty

You can't spell dysfunctional without fun, now can you?

Arguing with a fool means you’re also one.

even when written in a solid white line consideration is still a two-way street.

He is both heir and prototype simultaneously of all the geography and climate and biologywhich sired old Carothers and all the rest of us and our kind, myriad, countless, faceless, even nameless now except himself who fathered himself, intact and complete, contemptuous, as old Carothers must have been, of all blood black white yellow or red, including his own.

He took with him into private life his enemies and his wounds, the only profits that generally accrue to honest people who are guilty of having worked for their country rather than for themselves.

Should the fact that we cut down trees using axe handles made of wood be called irony or woody?

There are only two kinds of people in this world: Those who are always certain of everything and I’m not sure who the others are.

My biological clock may be ticking, but I can’t hear it properly due to the singing cuckoo.

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me crazy, I’d build a mental asylum and check them into it one by one.