1,018 Quotes About Witty

tinha mania de chamar de "esquisito" tudo o que estava além da própria compreensão, vivendo assim cercado por uma verdadeira legião de "esquisitices

Do what you like. Let me know when you fail,” Dhruvraj said and walked to his treadmill. “I see only dark nights ahead.”Honutigio gave him a bizarre look. “That should be okay. I would be concerned only if you saw bright nights ahead.

When you ridicule a fish’s ability to breathe in air, remember that you also cannot breathe underwater.

You don’t have to enjoy your work to be good at it. Frankly, I don’t like what I do. It offends me. But I’m the best in the business.

Down like a Welsh town

You mustn't mind so much. It's all in your head.""Well, I live in my head.

Social conscience is a fashion, it changes every year.

What is this, master - the third time I've broken you out of a jail cell?Nathaniel coughed. "Minor misunderstandings, on both previous occasions," he assured Elisabeth.(...)"At least you're wearing clothes this time, master.

Being smart is merely the act of appearing less stupid than everyone else around you...