1,018 Quotes About Witty

Was it unpleasant?""I don't know," I said. "Everything is so unpleasant nowadays it's hard to tell.

Why Fight When You Can Negotiate?

Oh yes! I have couple-goals too. I love to couple myself with- Books, Coffee and Mountains.

Google and ye shall find.

I am a man of principles, and my first principle is flexibility.

We are entrusting thousands of strangers with our innermost thoughts and feelings, and then we're expecting them to be careful with those feelings. As much as we want it to be, the Internet is not a safe space. It is not a place where we can lay our burdens down and heal. Why? Because there are too many people there who do not give an ounce of a shit about our well-being. They do not deserve our rawness, and they will not treat it with care.

It is safer to beg than to take, but it is finer to take than to beg.

Ear demons are totally real," Cody said. "They're what make microphones like these ones work. They're also what tell you to eat the last slice of pie when you know Tia wanted it.

My libido was like a Golden Retriever puppy, ready to jump all over him and lick his face.Down, girl.