1,018 Quotes About Witty

You'll want something mid-range. A 5.56 all right?""I suppose.""AR-15?""Ugh. AR-15? I'd rather not have my gun break down on me every second week." Besides, every wannabe and their dog had an M16 or M4 variant these days."G7.""Not accurate enough.""FAL?""A 7.62? Maybe," I said. "Though I hate the triggers.""As picky as a woman with her shoes," Abraham grumbled."Hey," I said. "That's insulting." I knew plenty of women who were pickier with their guns than they were with their shoes.

I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked," Errol said with a snort.

This is why you shouldn’t hire your friends. It’s all nice and professional until the insubordination starts. She sighed.

Men weigh love with hands.

I love Pizza thicker, when the crust is thinner!

If the Good Lord had intended us to crawl, he'd have given us a hundred legs and an exosqueleton.

How unlucky that you should have a reasonable answer to give, and that I should be so reasonable as to admit it!

The movie that changed my life,' he liked to say, by which he meant that it had changed his wardrobe.

You were my marital bliss,” he said to me this morning. “You can be again!” You know what I answered? “A marital blister, that’s what we’ll have if I stay.