1,018 Quotes About Witty

Ranta: Let's just pray that she actually is a tsundere... Though, if she were a tsundere, obviously, the one she'd go dere for is me, you know? That's kind of... not so bad, I guess?Moguzo: O-Obviously, she wouldn't go dere for Ranta, I think...Ranta: Oh, shut up, Moguzo!

Oh, you dear good father!" cried Mary, putting her hands round her father´s neck, while he bent his head placidly, willing to be caressed. "I wonder if any other girl thinks her father the best man in the world.""Nonsense, child; you´ll think your husband better.""Impossible," said Mary, relapsing into her usual tone, "husbands are an inferior class of men, who require keeping in order.

You been mud wrestling..?' 'Only with my conscience.' 'Really? Who won?' 'Well, it was one of those rare occasions when violence really doesn't solve anything.

Yesterday he had limped, but today there was no part of his feet that didn't hurt, so limping did no good.

I'd sneer and tell him he's got the cerebral finesse of an amoeba and delight in his squint of confusion.

Someone told a minister that he was a warm preacher. It almost went to his head until it dawned on him that warm means "not so hot.

Actually, the situation was intolerable. But then it was surprising how much intolerableness a man could tolerate.

unsettling, like seeing Stalin on a skateboard.

Auntie Wu took special pride in two of her accomplishments--the sons she bore and the flowers she grew. They were equally useless, but the flowers smelled better.