1,018 Quotes About Witty

Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse.

Taking a single letter from the alphaber," he said, "should make life simpler.""I don't see why. Take the F from life and you have lie. It's adding a letter to simple that makes it simpler. Taking a letter from hoarder makes it harder.

(…) Trying to think of how to take the least crowded ways to class, so the least amount of people will stare at the hole in my neck. Sometimes it feels like it has a beacon in it, flashing for the entire world to see, except it's not cool like the Bat signal.

Krystal’s slow passage up the school had resembled the passage of a goat through the body of a boa constrictor, being highly visible and uncomfortable for both parties concerned.

The animal is making quite a mess,” the butler droned.“Are you referring to the monkey, or to my nephew?” Fennington drawled, strolling into the room.“Hm. How long did you lurk outside the room waiting forthat opportunity?” Bennett asked

I am that melody of life.

LOVE is definitely a good thing.

There is nothing hard for people to comprehend in Kalpop. Kalpop is music and the rhythm of the world. Music has words. Words are either a message or something to get down. So decide what you want for I know the hell I need: more Kalpop juice.

Longhorn sermon: two points with a whole lot of bull in between.