1,018 Quotes About Witty

I'm not disoriented, I'm panoriented.

With liberty and justice feral.

If you dipped a spider in ink and then let it breakdance on a clean sheet of paper, you'd have a fair approximation of the state of my handwriting. I blame the internet myself. If I had to publish things in my handwriting, the only thing I could make money at would be selling ransom notes.

There's a big thick line between love and love.

Alexia found herself surrounded and embraced by a room of such unmitigated welcome and personality that it was akin to being yelled at by plum pudding.

It was difficult to see the exact nature of his expression as, in addition to the ubiquitous mustache, the clockmaker also wore a golden-brown beard of such epic proportions as might dwarf a mulberry bush. It was as though his mustache had become overly enthusiastic and, seized with the spirit of adventure, set out to conquer the southern reaches of his face in a take-no-prisoners kind of way.

Luckily we don't sleep standing. Who knows where the dream will take us!

Truth like beauty seems to be in the eye and mind of the beholder.

Change the subject, actually give me a cigarette and then change the subject