1,018 Quotes About Witty

We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.

And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.

I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.

Elgar is not manic enough to be Russian, not witty or pointilliste enough to be French, not harmonically simple enough to be Italian and not stodgy enough to be German. We arrive at his Englishry by pure elimination.

I often feel I'm a disappointment to people because they expect me to be the guy in the books. When I sit next to someone at a dinner party I can see they expect me to be quick and witty, and I'm not at all.

My philosophy towards life is to enjoy it to the fullest and have fun. I am one of those 'laugh-out-loud' kinds. I am quirky, yet witty.

The next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to be able to quote another's wit.