1,018 Quotes About Witty

Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray.(when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac )

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone.

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

Science should be on tap, not on top.

The English never draw a line without blurring it.

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party

If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job.