26 Quotes by Sid Caesar

There's humor in the little things that people did. If you showed them how they looked when they did what they did, people would laugh.

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.

If I don't believe it, I don't care.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.

The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.

The things I see now on TV and in movies are so outlandish. Kids doing rude things with pies! And the language that they use! It's being outrageous for the sake of being outrageous. I can't watch it. It turns me off.

If you listen to a language for 15 minutes, you know the rhythm and song.

People come up to me and they thank me: 'I thank you for the many, many hours of laughter.'