1,018 Quotes About Witty

You may be witty, but not satirical.

Would you consider a man or a woman to be complicated? Is it that difficult to understand both the sexes? We say that we know what the other sex is all about, but is that really true? Perhaps the following witty, funny quotes and sayings can help simplify things down about men.

It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.

Faced with having to change our views or prove that there is no need to do so, most of us immediately get busy on the proof.

There is nothing - absolutely nothing - half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats.

Well, well, perhaps I am a bit of a talker. A popular fellow such as I am -- my friends get round me -- we chaff, we sparkle, we tell witty stories -- and somehow my tongue gets wagging. I have the gift of conversation. I've been told I ought to have a salon, whatever that may be.

I think it would be a good idea.

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

Most people sitting at home aren't cool, successful, witty Hollywood stars, but they all worry about what people think of them when they faux pas.