1,018 Quotes About Witty

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I've worked a lot with Noah Baumbach, and he doesn't make it easy to like his characters, but the stories are funny and witty and there's an edge to that kind of humanity.

The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.

As an actor, you can really play the intensity and gravity and seriousness of the moment, and just rely on the circumstances being funny. The joke is kind of the situation you're in, or the way you're reacting to something, as opposed to the characters just saying something witty.

I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.

Every one is witty for his owne purpose.

I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.

This book fills a much-needed gap.

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.