246 Quotes About Wizards

Magic is distilled laziness. Put that on my gravestone.

I don't like wizard stories all that much. Stories about witches are better, because witches are morally ambiguous and traditionally disempowered.

Wachawi hawamwabudu Shetani kwa sababu dhana ya Shetani ni dhana ya Kikristo, na wachawi si Wakristo.

In the civilized countries I believe there are no witches left, nor wizards, nor sorceresses, nor magicians" ~ The Witch of the North

Besides…where Rincewind went’ – he lowered his voice – ‘trouble followed behind.’Ridcully noticed that the wizards drew a little closer together.‘Sounds all right to me,’ he said. ‘Best place for trouble, behind.

You must not have carnal relations with this elf, Drusilla.

We should easily be home by eleven. Unless, of course, we were dead.

How come I’m always shopping for chicks and babies?

This is beautiful." Eugenie ran her fingers along a massive mahogany sideboard, on the top of which rested a red velvet sash with fine embroidery on it and, on top of the sash, a silver dagger. That little vignette was Jean Lafitte in a nutshell. Refined gentleman and renegade. Velvet and violence.