48 Quotes About Wodehouse

everything is relative. you, for instance, are my relative.

What a queer thing Life is! So unlike anything else, don't you know, if you see what I mean.

[He] saw that a peculiar expression had come into his nephew's face; an expression a little like that of a young hindu fakir who having settled himself on his first bed of spikes is beginning to wish that he had chosen one of the easier religions.

As a rule, you see, I'm not lugged into Family Rows. On the occasions when Aunt is calling Aunt like mastodons bellowing across premieval swamps and Uncle James's letter about Cousin Mabel's peculiar behaviour is being shot round the family circle ('Please read this carefully and send it on Jane') the clan has a tendency to ignore me. It's one of the advantages I get from being a bachelor - and, according to my nearest and dearest, practically a half-witted bachelor at that.

As a dancer, I out-Fred the nimblest Astaire.

the supply of the milk of human kindness was short by several gallons

you ever have that feeling when you step down onto a footstep that isn't there?

the ice was not only broken; it was shivered into a million fragments

Filled with a coward rage that dares to burn but does not dare to blaze, Lord Emsworth coughed a cough that was undisguisedly a bronchial white flag.