7,390 Quotes About Women

The words, I love you, are empty without clarification. Women prefer to be told what they can expect. It is measurable like a Weight Watcher’s diet, with extra points at the end of the week if you don’t cheat.

The male tax?”“Yeah. The tax that men have to pay for not having to menstruate every month. Or risk getting pregnant. Or deal with the physically stronger sex in a macho world… Women have to put up with all that stuff, so the least we men can do is pay the male tax and get the tab.

One of her secret fantasies had been that, as a girl who could code, she would work in the one place where a geeky fat girl could get dates. It had not been entirely untrue. But as someone had pointed out to her in school, although the odds are good, the goods are odd.

If you consider a woman less pure after you’ve touched hermaybe you should take a looks at your hands.

...a row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite aunt.

Men are allowed to have passion and commitment for their work ... a woman is allowed that feeling for a man, but not her work.

Breasts are a scandal because they shatter the border between motherhood and sexuality.

As they embrace, she kisses him full on the mouth. And suddenly sticks her tongue right in. She has done this before, often. It’s one of those drunken long shots which just might, at least theoretically, once in ten thousand tries, throw a relationship right out of its orbit and send it whizzing off on another. Do women ever stop trying? No. But, because they never stop, they learn to be good losers.

Dignity will only happen when you realize that having someone in your life doesn’t validate your worth.