168 Quotes About Zombie-apocalypse

They all call me "Excuse me," even though my nametag clearly says "Jordan." It's like people don't actually exist while they're working. Workers are just tools who aren't supposed to have feelings or personalities. You don't become human until your shift is over. Until then, we're all just zombies. We're dead to the world: infected people who need to be avoided, unless, of course, someone needs to know where the paintbrushes are located.

I’m a bit of a pessimist, someone who doesn’t expect the zombie apocalypse, but at the same time, I’ve got a bugout bag ready in my SUV . . . just in case.

We are born. We die. Somewhere in between we live. And how we live is up to us. That’s it.

This place is Hell’s waiting room.

There’s no better way for a woman to punish a man than to make him sleep away from her.

The people inside the gym didn’t stand a dead drunk’s chance.

‘There’s no time for right or wrong,’ I said.

You shouldn’t have done that, Dave.

There’s nothing worse than delivering bad news to women. I hoped I wouldn’t get good at it.