601 Quotes About Zombies

She gave herself a hard twist and fell into a sitting position, staring at me with those maggot-filled doll’s eyes.

Smiling, he handed Landry the bloody aluminum bat Warnick had used. ‘Time to die, old man,’ he said.

A riverless silence made the air heavy.

Nice driving, ya doomed fucks!

Fucking GUNS are fucking AWESOME and when you SHOOT them at SHIT, they fucking KILL it!

Even as zombies, ridiculous prom gowns were the downfall of teenage girls, crippling them at the knees.

This is what my high school life had become—a horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions.

And then I heard the ring of metal on concrete, and I went cold, because one of them had found a piece of rebar lying around, and I knew with sudden certainty that these guys were going to kill me right here on this stupid sidewalk, for nothing, without even the reason of knowing my name or hating my politics. They were just going to kill me because they needed to kill something, and I was handy. At least zombies would have had a reason.

If she did bitch-slap me, I'd bitch-slap her right back, but I resented the word bitch and all its familiar forms, as it was degrading to women and dogs everywhere.