I do whatever comes my way. But I get burned out on stage. It's a lonely world. I think part of the romanticism about being on the road is you get to meet a lot of - my mom once told me, "You've probably got a woman at every port." Like I'm a pirate. Obviously she doesn't know her son that well.
-Zach Galifianakis
Select a background
More quotes by Zach Galifianakis
Popular Authors
A curated listing of popular authors.