So sometimes I'll make up sh*t that's not even slang, just to see how they handle it and sh*t. It'll be the same thing, they just go:"All right, we're gonna close the deal. Is that fine with you, Dave?""Yeah, it sounds good to me.""Great. You have a good weekend, Dave.""All right, buddy. Zip it up, and zip it out."He'll be like..."Uh... All right. Zippity-doo-dah, bye-BYE.

-Dave Chappelle

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