I went to the beach a couple of times in New York City. Tough summer out there, but I was pretty excited. I found what I thought at the time was a very rare seashell. And I took it to a friend of mine who works in a museum. And I was really disappointed. It turned out to be just a human ear.
-David Letterman
Select a background
More quotes by David Letterman
Popular Authors
A curated listing of popular authors.