I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Why does moisture ruin leather? Aren't cows outside a lot of the time? When it's raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, "Let us in! We're all wearing leather! Open the door! We're going to ruin the whole outfit here!"
-Jerry Seinfeld
Select a background
More quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Popular Authors
A curated listing of popular authors.