I just called you corny and said you were wearing a green dress. That's, like, the least flirtatious thing anyone's ever said.""I'm willing to believe it's the least flirtatious thing you've ever said.""Why are you so hard on me when I'm so nice to you?""Why are you so nice to me when I'm so hard on you?
-Claire LaZebnik
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