How did you hurt your side?" she asked.I let the air out of my lungs, relieved. "While I was distracted by the table, the chair snuck up on me."Erin looked at me with her head tilted to the side and gave me a dubious expression like she was watching the I.Q. points falling out of my ears.I laughed, which hurt, and said, "I'm just stupid clumsy. It was embarrassing. Like I was trying to dance with the furniture but the furniture was drunk.
-Michael Darling
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