The alarm went off at the unholy hour of five-fifteen. I got up off the couch, staggered around for a moment wondering what planet I was currently residing on, then used Roger’s shower. The soap didn’t jolt me into a state of euphoric alertness like the commercials said it would, but I felt a bit more human.

-Jeff Strand

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