marathon: (noun)A popular form of overpriced torture wherein participants wake up at ass-o-clock in the morning and stand in the freezing cold until it's time to run, at which point they miserably trot for a god-awful interval of time that could be better spent sleeping in and/or consuming large quantities of beer and cupcakes.See also: masochism, awfulness, "a bunch of bullshit", boob-chafing, cupcake deprivation therapy
-Matthew Inman
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