Astrid, did you grow a penis?” my Uncle asked, forgetting his dilemma as he stared in surprise at the unsightly bulge poking out of my ever-shrinking attire.“No,” I shouted as he blanched and backed…" - A Fashionably Dead Christmas by Robyn Peterman
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