If you're going to suggest I try dropping twenty feet down a pitch dark tower in the hope of hitting a couple of greasy little steps which might not even still be there, you can forget it," said Rincewind sharply."There is an alternative, then.""Out with it, man.""You could drop five hundred feet down a pitch black tower and hit stones which certainly are there," said Twoflower.
-Terry Pratchett
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