I had sex with a really hot guy last night,” I told my mother by phone the morning after Adam and I met.“Is he Jewish, and were you careful?” she asked, typically the first two questions out of her mouth when I broached the subject of romance.“I don’t know his religion, and yes, we were safe,” I answered. “He’s a porn star whom I hired, but there was definitely something between us.”“If it’s just for fun, that’s fine, but I don’t think you should get too involved,” my mother said.

-Josh Sabarra

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