Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls "love" is just a chemical reactionthat compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in afailing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focuson science.
-Justin Roiland
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