I climbed into Misery and called Uncle Bob. “We hooking up?”“Why does everything out of your mouth make me sound incestuous?”“Um, I wasn’t aware that it did. Perhaps you have a guilty conscience.”“Charley.”“Is there something you need to get off your chest? Besides that skank I saw you with the other day?
-Darynda Jones
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