Was mom pissed?""Women get pissed about all kinds of things. It's best not to even think about it. Now, normally, I would tell you not to use the word pissed. But we're in the woods, and we're men. And we can use the word pissed.""Can I use the word fuck?""Can your mom hear you?"I don't think so.""Well, there's your answer then. Out here in the woods we will swear like men.
-Don Zolidis
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