Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
-Melvin Udall played by Jack Nicholson in AS GOOD AS IT GETS.
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