625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.

How come we play war and not peace?""Too few role models.

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.

We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.