46 Quotes About Calvin-and-hobbes

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.